Dark fated love

fated lovers who have a dark history due to their parents having killed someone in the others family

the woman found out that she had a dark fated love after finding out her lovers father was responsible for her mother's death

by Sifer94 September 2, 2018

ill-fated ass grab

Something you really want and think you are going to get and then it doesn't happen for you. The genesis of the term was an actual grab of an ass that went bad.

"I thought I had that job promotion in the bag, but it turned out to be just another ill-fated ass grab."

by mattkorey October 20, 2008

ill_fated

Complete Jerk to Hammerhead, posts crap and tries to avoid the language block by going around it "f|_|ck"

He should be banned and never to obtain a computer again

Also has no respect for anyone except for himself. What an ass...

ill_fated: my EA posts were for fun who the f|_|ck cares if i get banned from EA

by A guy March 8, 2004

ill fated blowjob

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.

“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”

by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 20, 2017

Multi fACEd

A person who creates several profiles and interacts amongst them pretending they are all different people. In reality it’s the same person interacting with himself, however to the naked eye it appears the people are all unrelated. ACE photoshops all his pictures, pretends to be other males/ females and buries himself under layers of lies making him Multi fACEd.

Ace is at least 25 of the 30 patrons in his room, which makes him multi fACEd

by Young bull October 4, 2019

Bat-faced Jelly

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.

“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”

by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016

cliff-faced

Very serious, neutral and/or generally looking consistently sad

Hi OMORI! Cliff-faced as usual, I see.

by fairyc0rpse December 25, 2020