fatcop

Facebook and Twitter crisis of popularity. Fatcop describes that feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when the excitement of realising you have 22 notifications turns to the crushing reality that, actually its just 22 other people commenting on the same horseshit conversation you posted on this morning . It wouldn't be so bad, but you cant even remember why you bothered commenting in the first place.

" I was woken up 22 times last night by my phone notifying me that I had mail"
"Wow Mr popular"
"no it was all fatcop"

by Bob Holton June 6, 2013

Factophobe

A person that rejects verifiable facts when they conflict with his/her opinions, preconceived notions, or general world view. Also: factophobic - adj.

He won't ever change his view; he's such a factophobe that you can show him a notarized copy of his OWN birth certificate and he wouldn't believe it.

by thoof January 25, 2011

Glen Fatcock

The Model and Musician with a real Fatcock Every teen girl is bonkers for him!!

Glen Fatcock pumps all the hot teen chicks🦄

by TeenMegaWorld August 22, 2022

factophobia

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology

Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!

by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016

Fatopia

Place where fat people can live without worrying about being ridiculed for being morbidly fat.

Also a place where normal weight people would like to see fat people bannished to.

OMG!! Is that Suzie in a bikini? This is the beach, not Fatopia!

Look at Fred stuffing his pie hole with Little Debbies - he must be bucking for that one way ticket to Fatopia.

THIS IS AN AIRPLANE, DAMNIT!!!!! NOT FATOPIA, now get your rolling fat back in your own seat!!!

by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009

fatcep

when someones arm has too much excess fat/blubber that when arms are in certain positions it forms a round shape in the middle of the arm imitating a bicep.
fatceps can also be located under someones arm

dude how long did it take to get that fatcep?
about 3 reps of rice krispies and cake

fatceps are the kankle's cousin

by xfuckstick December 9, 2008

Fatopa

1. A lazy worker.
2. The worst fart you've ever smelled.

1. I can't stand working with that fatopa.
2. Shit, I think Raif just fatopa'd.

by Scopa July 9, 2009