falcophobic 

The most irrelevant mutual that most people followed and forgot about

Person 1: Hey you know falcophobic?

Person 2: No lol

falcophobic by Fêlix February 20, 2021

falcoholic 

A fake alcoholic, or someone usually from 14-17 who talks about how they get wasted every night when they have only had alcohol once in their life.

"omg where am i? i feel sooo hung over."
"stfu, your such a falcoholic."

falcoholic by wtfeveeeer March 10, 2009

fatophobic 

Someone who is afraid of fat people.

Oh shit...I'm a fatophobic, and here comes don vito.

fatophobic by bill gaytes July 18, 2006

Farvophobic 

A former long time fan of Brett Farve (typically a Packers fan) who has a fear of watching him play on the Vikings - and enjoy it.

Variations:
Farvophobia

"The only game on right now is the Vikings."

"No way! Turn that off. I'm not watching the damn Vikings!"

"Why are you Farvophobic?"

Farvophobic by Big Thor December 6, 2009

flatophobic 

The constant fear of socializing, interacting, or dating a woman who is generally flat on most sexually appealing regions of her body- Actually common in 67% of men ages 13+.

Alicia is so flat she makes me feel flatophobic.

flatophobic by Mr.Bruh May 16, 2015