Verb. 1. The intentional act of farting onto a man as a form of revenge, specifically occurring from circumstances when the female perceives the male as selfish, stuck-up or standoffish. The perception is without any prior justification, completely speculative or baseless.

Female: "So you think you're better than me?!?"

Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."

She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.

The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"

fartaliate by urblexicon July 19, 2015

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fatalistic

Knowing that you are screwed and there is nothing you can do about it.

When told she had to choose between taking the package and keeping her job, she became fatalistic, and knew she was so fired.

fatalistic by heygrrl March 16, 2010

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Fatality

A dance move inspired by Mortal Kombat in which, while grinding, the partner in front drops it low and proceeds to slap the floor with open palms. Said partner is then free to slowly rise, with their hands remaining on the floor as long as possible.

“Oh, you’re the girls we were dancing with when I threw down a Fatality.”
“Yeah, we didn’t know guys pulled moves like that.”

Fatality by NatalieDePortia August 17, 2011

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familiated

To be humiliated in front of ones family.

Its not a good feeling to be familiated.

familiated by jpg3 December 14, 2011

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