Verb. 1. The
intentional act of farting onto a man as a form of revenge, specifically occurring from
circumstances when the female perceives the male as selfish, stuck-up or standoffish. The perception is without any prior
justification, completely speculative or baseless.
Female: "So you think you're better than me?!?"
Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."
She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in
conversation, looking away,
watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.
The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "
That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"
