fat wacker
a crummy sales item that is really a paddle made to beat the fat out of someones ass. invented by matt hudson.
fat wacker by patrick.strinni May 21, 2004
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Fat Wanker
1. A description of someone who is both fat and a wanker.
2. A fat, chav clothes creating, beer swilling tightwad who decided to buy Newcastle United FC, subsequently managing to piss off and anger every single Newcastle fan by sacking Chris Hughton.
2. A fat, chav clothes creating, beer swilling tightwad who decided to buy Newcastle United FC, subsequently managing to piss off and anger every single Newcastle fan by sacking Chris Hughton.
Fat Wanker by AnonAnon-AnonAnon December 7, 2010
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Fat Wanker
1. An insult.
2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker.
3. A very annoying fat boss.
2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker.
3. A very annoying fat boss.
Fat Wanker by Blubber Hater December 1, 2003
fat walker
fat walker by BS Fatonovich July 6, 2006
Big Fat Wanker Dyke
This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
Big Fat Wanker Dyke by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011
Fat ass wanker
Fat ass wanker by PapaGod October 3, 2020
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