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This sick drummer from Missouri who has his own clothing line, founded the Hygiene of the Homeless Foundation, and is absolutely thicc as frick.
Yo you as thicc as Fat Mac dude.
Fat Mac by bingbingbingbong December 5, 2019
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A variation of the classic McDonald's Big Mac sandwich in which the standard hamburger patties are replaced by quarter-pounder burgers via special order.

This restores the sandwich to the original glory it enjoyed upon its introduction in 1968 before the burgers slowly shrank over decades until the present when they are dwarfed by White Castle patties.

Because the flimsy sesame seed buns haven't had a real burger placed on them in decades, the Fat Mac special order violates the use-as-directed warranty and may result in injury or Special Sauce spillage. For this reason it is customary to cut the sandwich into quarters and treat each fourth as if it were a dainty canape.

The Super-Size Fat Mac Value Meal is traditionally eaten in celebration of the breaking of one's diet.
1.
Customer: "Gimme a Big Mac with quarter-pounder burgers value meal with large Coke. And I'm gonna go with a Fillet-O-Fish sandwich, since that has less calories 'cos it's fish."

Teller: "One Fat Mac meal, one Filet-O-Fish would you like to Super-Size that?"

Customer: "Oh yes."

2.
Glutton 1: "Gater holy shit you ate three Fat Macs?!?"

Glutton 2: "Burp! Are you gonna eat those chicken nuggets?"

Glutton 1: "You are a Golden God!"
Fat Mac by Sergeant Hoze July 24, 2008

fat macking 

also know as plumping. this term is a little more descriptive though. the term is derived from the idea of macking on fat chicks, a.k.a. plumpers. it is also a great american pasttime, much like baseball.
"Hey man, wanna go plumping tonight?"
"What do you mean by plumping?"
"Fat macking man!"
"Oh!!! Of course I wanna go, that's my favorite pasttime."
fat macking by The_Milk January 5, 2009

Fat Chick Machine Learning 

An add-on feature that removes overweight women from the feeds men who use dating apps. The program cross-references a database of more than 1 billion pictures of different women's silhouettes in real-time to remove any profiles outside of your parameters.
Person 1 - Have you downloaded that Fat Chick Machine Learning algorithm yet?
Person 2 - Ya man! 80% of my swipes are on dime pieces. My ratios are through the roof.

big fat green machine horse cock 

go kill yourself you big fat green machine horse cock

ruars macdonald is fat 

ruars macdonald scotland inverness is a fat son of a bitch
"hey do u know ruars macdonald?"

"aye hes that fat prick"

ruars macdonald is fat means that ruars macdonald from inverness,scotland is fat.
Fatmac a man who could care less about anything in the world but is also the most fun person to hang around with. Could be obnoxious but only to those that are very close to . Fatmac can be a writer but only a writer.
Person - hey guys look fatmac is coming !!

Fatmac - what’s up guys !!
fatmac by Holme November 22, 2021
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