fast-five

a hand job

He gave himself a fast-five before returning to his date with his cousin.

by smartypi May 16, 2011

Fast Five

When you get a five minute hand job from a hooker.

Sorry i was late to work. I was getting a fast five.

by Mr. Skruff2356 May 31, 2011

Fast Five

A quick handjob.

Going to see the movie Fast Five, maybe I'll get a fast five

by S. luiy May 22, 2011

Fast Five

An overrated movie riding off douchey enthusiasts hobbies (Needlessly lifting too much weights, cars they'll never afford, Trapt's 'Headstrong); Also street slang for Handjob

Tina gave me a Fast Five at Fast Five

by Kalicharan May 24, 2011