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Since I no long use email, would you mind sending me a fessage?
fessage by Red Hot Ramsch May 21, 2015
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a lie or statement used to deceive someone
I really like you for who you are.

This ain’t a fassage this is how I really feel.
fassage by twoshotthereal May 1, 2021
(verb) fbessaged; fbessaging

Written communication via Facebook message service.

pronounced feh-bes-ahg-ing
I thought it would be faster to call you than fbessage you. Oh wait you have the app on your smart phone? Damn. That's hot.

He fbessaged me the sweetest apology.

I just fbessaged you! You didn't get it?
fbessage by Apple Hotsauce November 9, 2010

fassageneous

He tries to hide his fassageneous habits.
fassageneous by Virtuoso305 May 8, 2018
Fossage (FEE-kul sah-sij): AKA Fecal Sausage: The technique of making a sausage link like product using a filler and casing; in this case the filler is poop straight from the butthole into a condom as acting as the casing. In most situations the filler will unroll the casing as it’s pushed out. When complete the end can be tied off creating the fossage link, which can then be twisted into multiple smaller links for easier handling.
Billy needed to poop but was stranded in a nice place where he didn’t want to make a mess, with only a condom in his pocket he decided to make a fossage link and throw it in the trash.
Fossage by Thad Wilthon (Chad Wilson) September 17, 2025
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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