Fessage

A Facebook message. A message sent via Facebook.

did that girl ever call you?
no but she fessaged me.
(high five)

Fessage by badballz February 15, 2009

fessage

Facebook message

Since I no long use email, would you mind sending me a fessage?

fessage by Red Hot Ramsch May 21, 2015

fassage

a lie or statement used to deceive someone

I really like you for who you are.

This ain’t a fassage this is how I really feel.

fassage by twoshotthereal May 1, 2021

fbessage

(verb) fbessaged; fbessaging

Written communication via Facebook message service.

pronounced feh-bes-ahg-ing

I thought it would be faster to call you than fbessage you. Oh wait you have the app on your smart phone? Damn. That's hot.

He fbessaged me the sweetest apology.

I just fbessaged you! You didn't get it?

fbessage by Apple Hotsauce November 9, 2010

fassageneous

Concious effort to be fake

He tries to hide his fassageneous habits.

fassageneous by Virtuoso305 May 8, 2018

Fossage 

Fossage (FEE-kul sah-sij): AKA Fecal Sausage: The technique of making a sausage link like product using a filler and casing; in this case the filler is poop straight from the butthole into a condom as acting as the casing. In most situations the filler will unroll the casing as it’s pushed out. When complete the end can be tied off creating the fossage link, which can then be twisted into multiple smaller links for easier handling.

Billy needed to poop but was stranded in a nice place where he didn’t want to make a mess, with only a condom in his pocket he decided to make a fossage link and throw it in the trash.

Fossage by Thad Wilthon (Chad Wilson) September 17, 2025