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A Facebook message. A message sent via Facebook.
did that girl ever call you?
no but she fessaged me.
(high five)
Fessage by badballz February 15, 2009
Words you can keep
Since I no long use email, would you mind sending me a fessage?
fessage by Red Hot Ramsch May 21, 2015
Related Words
a lie or statement used to deceive someone
I really like you for who you are.

This ain’t a fassage this is how I really feel.
fassage by twoshotthereal May 1, 2021
(verb) fbessaged; fbessaging

Written communication via Facebook message service.

pronounced feh-bes-ahg-ing
I thought it would be faster to call you than fbessage you. Oh wait you have the app on your smart phone? Damn. That's hot.

He fbessaged me the sweetest apology.

I just fbessaged you! You didn't get it?
fbessage by Apple Hotsauce November 9, 2010

fassageneous

He tries to hide his fassageneous habits.
fassageneous by Virtuoso305 May 8, 2018
Fossage (FEE-kul sah-sij): AKA Fecal Sausage: The technique of making a sausage link like product using a filler and casing; in this case the filler is poop straight from the butthole into a condom as acting as the casing. In most situations the filler will unroll the casing as it’s pushed out. When complete the end can be tied off creating the fossage link, which can then be twisted into multiple smaller links for easier handling.
Billy needed to poop but was stranded in a nice place where he didn’t want to make a mess, with only a condom in his pocket he decided to make a fossage link and throw it in the trash.
Fossage by Thad Wilthon (Chad Wilson) September 17, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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