fartwall 

An invisible barrier one creates around their person which wards off others. Can be used with any odor found disgusting by everybody but its source. See fritobreathwall

Jim: Has anyone asked Chris where these new TPS reports should be filed?

Steve: I would, but I saw him get the cafeteria tacos again at lunch. He'll have a three-foot fartwall surrounding his cubicle all afternoon.

fartwall by thegreenblazer June 10, 2011

fartballs

A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.

Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!

fartballs by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022

fartball

When you see someone heating something in a microwave at work, home or the gas station you cup your hand around your butthole and fart. With the fart trapped in your hand you open the microwave and drop your fart. Some variations have the fartballer screaming FARTBALL at the fartballed. Others live with the quiet satisfaction that only an anonymous fartball can provide.

"I used to hate my boss. Then I started fartballing his afternoon coffee and I feel better."

fartball by i am fartball April 21, 2009

Break the Fart Wall 

The point in a relationship where one first farts in front of the other

The honeymoon must be over, Tim felt comfortable enough to break the fart wall in bed, last night. This better not escalate to Dutch ovens any time soon..

Break the Fart Wall by MILK27 June 15, 2018

fart wall 

The resulting lingering smell that encompasses an individual after releasing gas in a room with low ventilation.

Thinking she was alone, Cindy passed gas in her office cubicle. Five seconds later, her boss walked over to give directions. At this time, Cindy may think to herself, "Oh no! My boss just totally walked into my fart wall !"

fart wall by Lone Tooter February 17, 2010

fartballs

1. the cupping and lifting of one's own flatulence directly into another's face.

2. when a male human being neglects to cleanse his scrotum; leaving a lingering parmesan cheese type odor that is unmistakeably his own.

1. dude, stop throwing your fartballs in my face

2. oh my god becky, it was the worst case of fartballs I have ever smelt in my life.

fartballs by oogaboogachoo September 1, 2010

Fart Wall 

When a victim walks into a rancid fart cloud face first and reacts as if they had walked into a wall by snapping their head back and making an uncomfortable face.

Matt: Wow, did you see that chick break her neck looking back at us?
Hugh: Nah, she just hit my fart wall.
* high five

Fart Wall by heffstar September 30, 2011