fartriarchy 

A social system in which women are discouraged from public farting.

"Down with the fartriarchy!" *pbbbbt*

fartriarchy by poopwnu December 16, 2022

fatriarchy 

Fat males.
Fat lads.
Fat male supremacy.
Fatscist.
BIGot.
Fat male bigots.
Big idiots.
Big male idiots.

- ‘How to have sex with the Fatriarchy’ - see informative article written by Gina Tonic, published on 5th January 2023 on Vice . com

- “if you haven’t fucked with a member of the Fatriarchy before, it might feel intimidating to consider bonking through the bulk”

- When fucking the Fatriarchy, it’s important to leave all assumptions about their bodies and abilities at the door – more fool you if you miss out on the deepest dicking of your life. Jay adds, “and you might find it even more comfortable to slam against thanks to the cushioning.”

- Going from shagging skinny men to fucking the Fatriarchy (a fat lad) is like choosing to have a bit of all the meat at the carvery, rather than just sticking to your usual beef or turkey. Who knows what you’re missing out on?

- You may have heard the misconception that members of the Fatriarchy have small dicks. As a lady who’s encountered many fat men’s dicks, I’m here to tell you that just isn’t true. Sexual health educator and fat lad Jay explains that this isn’t just a fatphobic joke, but a simple matter of body mass. Additional fat in a man’s mons pubis can make his dick appear smaller, so you need to embrace the ability to be pounded or pound yourself down onto that Fatriarchal dick.

- “stop being such a Fatscist!” (Fat, male and Fascist)

- “BIGots!” (BIG male idiot; or Fat big; male bigot)

- the Fatriarchy consists of members of the patriarchy who are overweight and have a dick.

- see also: Donald Trump & Rush Limbaugh

fatriarchy by NotSafeForWoke January 14, 2023

Fratriarch 

Three or more Redditors browsing Reddit on one computer

TIL a "fratriarch" is three people browsing Reddit on one computer.

Fratriarch by penguine12221 November 1, 2013