Sith Lord:(swinging lightsaber) You're
dead old man!
Yoda: A fartosphere create I
will. Die you
will.
(Yoda farts with immense force)
Sith Lord: (choking) You bloody yeti! what the
f*** did u do?
Yoda: Feel the fart, mother****er!
Sith Lord: Noooooooo.... *gasp*cough*
(Sith Lord Dies)
Yoda walks off into the sunset, his trusty lightsaber dangling at his side and an unsightly yellow spot on his tunic where his butthole should be.