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fartometer

A triphasic measurement of the extent of stench, the decibel level, and the length of an emission of flatus.
That one most certainly measured a 10-10-10 on my fartometer.
fartometer by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017
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Barnet1 of Football Fusion. FART...
Azo and Fartnet are running 10s on Valorant guys.
fartnet by barnet01 January 19, 2021

Fartonite 

"You Boys were on Fartonite!"
Fartonite by Taranaki Snapper September 15, 2018
i.e. 'I freaking hate Fartnett'
or 'Oh, how i love that Fartnett!'
fartnett by Allison January 30, 2004
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019