fartoise

an artificial noise that is similar to a sound of human fart.

Jimbo: Was that you?
Lenny: No no! that's just a fartoise from the chair.

by xebecs May 26, 2012

fartoisseur

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.

Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."

by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010

Fartoire

A repetoire or back catalogue of farts.

Tom: Hey Ed, do you wanna listen to my fartoire?
Ed: No ...
Andrea: Hey Ed, do you want to listen to MY fartoire?
Ed: Yes ...

by DonkeyShlong August 5, 2010