fartmilk

a disgusting combination of diarrhea and stomach fluids, thickened by the mucus and blood from your kidneys. it all comes spewing up and out of your mouth, while down and out of your ass uncontrollably at random times, like a possessed fire hydrant.

"yo dude did you see the fartmilk incident from yesterday? i heard the shit went 20 feet combined!"

by ridetothemaximum August 21, 2020

Fart Milk

A fart where bubbly wet liquid and heat is generated and expelled from ones person.

after a fart - -> "oh man, that was totally fart milk" or "i think i let some fart milk slip out on that one"

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by xx-big_breast_john998xx June 6, 2022

Fatmilk

A sort of life form who sniffs pillows to erect ones penis. Usually can be found on route 42 in the tall grass on the way to the pokemon league.

Fatmilk: Yoo, that pillow is looking Piff, I.m gonna sniff it real good babycakes!

by ScottyDCFC September 19, 2012

Fartminkergilgamoon

Someone who gets sexually aroused by having their dick farted on by a girl while its in her but hole

Girl 1: Yeah I hooked up with brad last night, he’s such a Fartminkergilgamoon
Girl 2: was it at least big?
Girl 1: Ginourmous.

by Urmomsfavhaydayenthusiast March 6, 2023