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something you search on urban dictionary when you get bored during school
you: im so bored what if I search fartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfart on urban dictionary

fartgurt 

it is an goo-like discharge that seeps out of the anal cavity, while burning the inside of that as we know as the "corn hole". it has a coloration of diarrhea-brown and can wreak of a old womans rotten vagina.
Those who are abnormal drink fartgurt for breakfast.
Or
Eating/Drinking fartgurt is abnormal.
fartgurt by DirtNastyCock December 30, 2007

Samwise Fartfart 

that generic friend called sam, thinks he's a hero but his only interesting trait is that his farts smell like pork and shame, just like his bedroom
Samwise Fartfart: come watch me play batman in my room, i'm sooooo sick at it

Everyone: can you please close your bedroom door, my eyes are burning

Fartgurt 

A goo-like discharge that seeps out of the anal cavity with a slight burn in the rectal area. It has the scent of an old decaying vagina and a coloration of diarrhea-brown.
Max dripped Fartgurt into Katie's rectum.
Fartgurt by Fartgurt December 26, 2007