fart turd

A fart off a turd.

Kayleb is a fart turd.

by Erscpu September 14, 2016

fart turd

A fart coming directly off a turd.

Kayleb is a fart turd.

by Erscpu September 15, 2016

Fart/Turd Separator

The part of one's inner workings that will separate actual crap from foul smelling air. If working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.

John's fart/turd separator was clearly inoperative as evidenced by the stain on his pants.

by PtotheB March 25, 2008

fart a turd

Farting a turd is what happens when you hold your shit in too long and then try to relieve a little sphincter muscle pressure by farting.

Man I got to shit so bad, that If you don't get out of the fucking bathroom right now, I'm going to Fart a Turd!!! >_<

by tonyfamous October 20, 2010

Turd Fart

To blast a turd out your butt with fart gas.

I just let a Turd Fart and it made a noticeable splash in the toilet.

by i-aint-nobody May 4, 2010

Turd Fart

When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.

Boyd annoyed the people in the elevator with a turd fart.

by Ignatz TC October 26, 2020

turd fart

(noun)
a turd fart is a person that does something so unbelievible stupid it seems near impossible

clair why did you send these "sales people" to my house, its a pyrimd sceame! your such a turd fart.

by dutchlucky316 March 10, 2007