fart turd

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A fart off a turd.

Kayleb is a fart turd.

fart turd by Erscpu September 14, 2016

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fart turd

A fart coming directly off a turd.

Kayleb is a fart turd.

fart turd by Erscpu September 15, 2016

Fart/Turd Separator

The part of one's inner workings that will separate actual crap from foul smelling air. If working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.

John's fart/turd separator was clearly inoperative as evidenced by the stain on his pants.

Fart/Turd Separator by PtotheB March 25, 2008

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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.

"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat by anonymous July 11, 2004

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The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.

George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat by Brad Maibach July 18, 2006

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1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)

do you really need an example for this?

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat by queers annonomous June 21, 2003

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the best song in the world. sang by blink 182

i said shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat by ryan December 8, 2004

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026