The part of one's inner workings that will separate actual crap from foul smelling air. If working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.
by PtotheB March 25, 2008
Farting a turd is what happens when you hold your shit in too long and then try to relieve a little sphincter muscle pressure by farting.
Man I got to shit so bad, that If you don't get out of the fucking bathroom right now, I'm going to Fart a Turd!!! >_<
by tonyfamous October 18, 2010
by i-aint-nobody May 4, 2010
When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.
by Ignatz TC October 26, 2020
clair why did you send these "sales people" to my house, its a pyrimd sceame! your such a turd fart.
by dutchlucky316 March 8, 2007