The part of one's inner workings that will separate actual crap from foul smelling air. If working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.
John's fart/turd separator was clearly inoperative as evidenced by the stain on his pants.
by PtotheB March 25, 2008
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Farting a turd is what happens when you hold your shit in too long and then try to relieve a little sphincter muscle pressure by farting.
Man I got to shit so bad, that If you don't get out of the fucking bathroom right now, I'm going to Fart a Turd!!! >_<
by tonyfamous October 18, 2010
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To blast a turd out your butt with fart gas.
I just let a Turd Fart and it made a noticeable splash in the toilet.
by i-aint-nobody May 4, 2010
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When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.
Boyd annoyed the people in the elevator with a turd fart.
by Ignatz TC October 26, 2020
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(noun)
a turd fart is a person that does something so unbelievible stupid it seems near impossible
clair why did you send these "sales people" to my house, its a pyrimd sceame! your such a turd fart.
by dutchlucky316 March 8, 2007
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