fart hammer

the penis of a homosexual male,a fart hammer for hammering farts.
when are you gonna let me stick this fart hammer up your ass!?
by ted July 04, 2004
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Fart Hammer

The act of passing gas on a girl as she gives a guy oral sex.
I hate that chick, but I'd give nail her with the fart hammer.
by Bob Madigan January 12, 2004
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Fart Hammer

After you have sex you slap the woman in the face, and as she turns around to look you fart on her face.
Rusty Harden gave me the fart hammer last night
by Dirty Dingus August 29, 2008
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