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The anal cavity when described by a manly man about gay anal sex

Did he stick it in your fart funnel?

Fart Funnel by Kobiath Bryant May 27, 2016

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fart funnel

A funnel used to fart into peoples mouths, generally any kind of funnel placed into someone's mouth and then farted into, generally it is used on the first person who parties out early.

"Hey dude, jake's passed out." Let's fart funnel him!"

fart funnel by Joey313 June 15, 2006

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Fart funnel

When someone places their lips tightly around another persons stink trumpet and they fart in your mouth and you swallow that fart like It's grandma's apple pie. Then you belch it back up and blow it in someone's face.

Lester: Hey Jim I need you to give me a good Ol' fart funnel, my grandma pissed me off and now she's gonna regret it.

Jim: say no more my friend! Get ready to suck this fart.

Lester: Hit me with it fam...

Fart funnel by turnitloose July 11, 2016

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Fiddlers fart funnel

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube

Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night

Fiddlers fart funnel by Deanwinchesterton November 28, 2018

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Fartunnelus

When you fart using someone else's anus

Lex: I'm all about fartunnelus. I LOVE feeling other people's flatulence inside of my lonely colon. It fills me up!

Fartunnelus by GamesWithVillainy June 5, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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