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fart cracker

a person who is extreamly annoying and farts alot.
"you are such a fart cracker, leave me alone"
fart cracker by Hula Hay May 24, 2008
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Fart cracker

A slang term used in regions of New England referring to someone that like to intentionally annoy people, and is a mean bean
Bill: Hey Jimmy, those fries you are eating are as unhealthy as a pickle in the raisin parade!
Jimmy: Yo stop being such a fart cracker!
Fart cracker by datDude June 30, 2015

Fire-Cracker Fart 

1. When you fart after eating spicey food and you think something may have come out, but your not sure, and then unfortunately find out something did happen because of the warm burning feeling.

2. Similar to sharting but with a warm burning feeling.
I think I just sharted in my pants? No dude you just had a fire-cracker fart. That warm burning sensation is the key to determining the differnce! Go change your pants...
Fire-Cracker Fart by GeeQue March 21, 2009

cracker fart 

The type of fart that kinda stings your ass and makes a clap sound.
<Paris hilton>owwww!!!
<David hasselhoff>what?
<hilton> I just did a cracker fart!
<hasselhoff>ouch I feel for you sista

Fart Clacker

The part of your arse that makes a noise when you fart. Known to wear out in older people leading to them following through
Wow that was a good fart because I have a healthy fart clacker
Fart Clacker by Andy.B January 20, 2010

crackerjack fart 

a fart with a surprise inside, typically feces
bob: I just farted and shit myself.John: oh thats a crackerjack fart, its got a surprise inside
crackerjack fart by rockoone October 18, 2008

fartcracker 

When you let out a fart and it hurts your butthole and sounds like a firecracker.

Technical Term” - When the resonance of a fart creates excessive vibration of the rectum, creating pain.
Doctor to patient - That pain you experienced is what we call in the medical field a “fartcracker”
fartcracker by Bigtwins2 June 24, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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