Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.
Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor
by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023
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