6 definitions by Luwelyn.moss
A quaint small town of 477 people. (2020) It consists of the rednecks, white trash and blue collar people. It has a high school (West Nodaway High School) a feed/seed/farm supply store (MFA) a cafe, a bar, a couple grocery stores and a few other businesses. It may be considered a shithole (which it may be) but if you get to know the people there, you would be pleasantly surprised by hospitality you would find there. It is a typical heartland/corn belt small town. În the summer you may be able to watch the annual tractor pull. Despite the poor appearance and the skids smoking meth, this town is better than it appears.
Guy 1: At Burlington Junction, Missouri you can find skids and decent folk!
Guy 2: How the fuck did you get into my house
Guy 2: How the fuck did you get into my house
by Luwelyn.moss May 3, 2023
Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.
Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor
by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023
One of the main policing forces in Mitchell county Kansas. They are known for being corrupt and using illegal tactics against anyone who doesn’t live in Mitchell county. The county seat, Beloit, has a small technical college and the students there are consistently harassed and followed by the police there. Since they are often bored (low crime rates) they have to plant evidence to have any kind of action. The entire town of Beloit is a glorified speed trap. If you can avoid it go around Mitchell county Kansas. They don’t discriminate by race, they hate everyone. If you’re not a criminal, they’ll make you one.
Man 1: Hey are you going to the Waconda Lake?
Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you
Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you
by Luwelyn.moss May 1, 2023
A high school in nodaway county Missouri. Located in the town of Burlington Junction, its district encompasses the other local towns of Elmo and Clearmont.(Quitman isn’t real) It is an incredibly poor school for the area and it suffers for it. It’s sport are the laughing stock of NW Missouri. The kids are dumber than shit and most alumni avoid being associated with it. The administration are actual tyrants or kiddie diddlers. The main cliches are the hicks, emos, skids, sluts and jocks. Oddly enough all of these groups somehow get along. Then again when your class is so small it can’t make a baseball team roster you kinda have to get along with other groups.
by Luwelyn.moss April 27, 2023
The act of a black or other non White person claiming historical achievements were achieved by black/brown people. Often the claims are outlandish and never happened or the arguments made are so weak that it’s negligible.
The word weewuzzing is derived from American ghetto speak. The common phrase used to refer to their “great” ancestors (who may have actually been the ones to sell them into slavery) goes something like “we was kings”
This is often done in order for black people to have a sense of achievement that they never earned. Historical figures who were not black that get race swapped to be black in modern adaptations of their time own time period is also a form of weewuzzing.
The word weewuzzing is derived from American ghetto speak. The common phrase used to refer to their “great” ancestors (who may have actually been the ones to sell them into slavery) goes something like “we was kings”
This is often done in order for black people to have a sense of achievement that they never earned. Historical figures who were not black that get race swapped to be black in modern adaptations of their time own time period is also a form of weewuzzing.
Guy 1: did you see that Netflix is making a show about Vikings and Jarl Haakon is being portrayed as a black woman???
Guy 2: No I have not heard yet. They sure like weewuzzing.
Black guy who overheard: see I tol u weewuzz kangs and kwanes. Yuze wite peepo ain’t shit.
Guy 2: No I have not heard yet. They sure like weewuzzing.
Black guy who overheard: see I tol u weewuzz kangs and kwanes. Yuze wite peepo ain’t shit.
by Luwelyn.moss October 9, 2023
The act of a person (usually black but not always) attempting to try to give credit to black people for historical events. Often times this is outright false or the arguments are so weak that no sane person would consider it as anything other fiction.
The term weewuzzing is adapted from American black ghetto speak. Often when the subject of historical figures comes up an obnoxious amount of black people will begin saying “wee wuzz kangs and kwanes” Of course to anyone who didn’t get carried through their education by affirmative action the correct way to say that sentence is “we were kings and queens” the slurring of we and was creates the word weewuzz.
Other notable examples of times when weewuzzing occurs is when a traditionally white or even just non-black character is portrayed in a modern adaptation and it’s race is swapped to black, that is a more practical example of weewuzzing
The term weewuzzing is adapted from American black ghetto speak. Often when the subject of historical figures comes up an obnoxious amount of black people will begin saying “wee wuzz kangs and kwanes” Of course to anyone who didn’t get carried through their education by affirmative action the correct way to say that sentence is “we were kings and queens” the slurring of we and was creates the word weewuzz.
Other notable examples of times when weewuzzing occurs is when a traditionally white or even just non-black character is portrayed in a modern adaptation and it’s race is swapped to black, that is a more practical example of weewuzzing
Guy 1: Did you hear that Netflix did a show about Vikings and the historically white and male Norwegian ruler Jarl Haakon was race swapped to be a black woman?
Guy 2: I heard an out that. Someone in the studio is weewuzzing hard
Black guy who overheard them: see I tol yuze wite peepo weewuzz kangs n kwanes n vikeens
Guy 2: I heard an out that. Someone in the studio is weewuzzing hard
Black guy who overheard them: see I tol yuze wite peepo weewuzz kangs n kwanes n vikeens
by Luwelyn.moss October 9, 2023