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fakesican 

A person of Mexican decent either half-or full blooded, who does not speak Spanish, cook Mexican dishes or eat Spanish food.

Usually 2nd or 3rd generation Mexicans born in the United States.
"I don't like spicy food, but I am half-mexican, I guess that makes me a fakesican."

"You are such a fakesican, a fake ass Mexican!"

"Look at that fakesican, he can't even mow the lawn!"
fakesican by Nicole Careface May 15, 2009

flakesican 

A Mexican that sends you repeated lowball offers on OfferUp. Then when you accept the offer, the flakesican vanishes like a chuppacabra in the night. May also ask about information that is expressly state in the listing, or, that is completely irrelevant.
I don't know why, but I keep getting bogus offers from flakesicans on offerup.
flakesican by I'm the real KP February 11, 2017
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fakasian 

aka fakazn (rhymes with vacation) an asian who follows mainstream white American culture. Style, dress, hair and dating.

A complete phony who refuses to accept her Asian heritage under any circumstances. She only dates white men and only has white friends. Sometimes fakasians hang out togehter but they usually plot to eliminate the ohter token fakasain.
"I took my fakasain on vacation. It was wild!"
"check out the fake boobs on that blond fakasian!"

"oh my fave fakazn! i love ur abercrombieeee!"
fakasian by yourbestfriend2009 August 21, 2009

fakescape 

1) A man made fake built environment with say, plastic trees, astroturf, unreal, not natural;

2) Being in a group of unreal or fake people;
OMG I went to and AA meeting yesterday, what a fkn fakescape, half of em plastics were blatantly lying
fakescape by Crystal_M August 15, 2010

Fakebian 

A female that pretends to be a lesbian or have lesbian tendencies to get attention.
Only fakebians have matching panty tickle fights.
Fakebian by Ninden January 6, 2008

Faketian 

Someone who claims to be of faith but whose actions don't reflect their supposed faith.
The faketians refused to give any money to my charity's fundraiser.
Faketian by untitled user October 13, 2005

faresical 

Being extreamly impressed with how smart yourself or someone else is.
(far-sa-cull) silent e faresical
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