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a place not far from Gosport, but far enough not to let the chavs overspill too much, people that live in Fareham tend to be slightly richer than the Gosport cavaran renting types. They hold down steady jobs within the small town centre with the most expensive form of pay and display car parks. Regular buses run to allow for people to leave fareham as frequently as needed, but most run into gosport so people soon return back to fareham glory.
Go to Fareham you're most likely to get shot than stabbed, thats always a benefit, in gosport they will do both. If you are gay go to gosport the local colleges support free gay love, in the corridors, and the toilets, and the classrooms with the teachers, most of the teachers require sexual intercourse as a form of passing the course.
Sleep with me or you will not pass i.c.t gay boy
if you won't sleep with me, you might as well be from chichester
you're face offends me, go back to gosport
us farehamians are far better than you.
Fareham by Fray March 22, 2007
Between Gosport and Portchester. Farehamers count as the 'Posh Twats' That runs the area. The McDonald's workers will all fight you over an overdue bus ticket for a big Mac and Your likely to be shanked by orange tanned slags who like to display a whole cleavage for some chips. Your likely to hear everyone saying "Let's go for a cold one" whenever the sun's out and it's over 10 degrees. Also don't mess with Farehamers because word gets around quickly that your likely to be incestral.
People go to Fareham for cheap slags.
Fareham by BEATMEUPTHEN April 10, 2019
This small town is situated between Gosport & Porchester, be careful if you are going to this town, the amount of wild chavs in Fareham is unprecedented in human history. They feel threatened by a presence of an alpha male as well as a glance over in their direction. Fareham occasionally stinks of urine as if someone had urinated on the side of the wall of most of the buildings in the centre. Various crimes committed in Fareham are associated to Chavs trying to assert their territory & dominance.

As much as Fareham seems like a quiet town however, everywhere you turn you are also most likely to smell weed, as wannabe gangstas and chavs carry it around without a care in the world.
Ay Mate, wanna go to Fareham?
I went to Fareham to see my friend, but I got mugged by Chavs.
Guys, I encountered a flock of wild Chavs in Fareham.
Fareham by Glacier Blue. April 25, 2019
A person with a distinct lack of taste, the word can also be used if another word cannot be thought of at that time.

The action wherein someone strikes someone across the chest with the back of your hand.
the man was scornful as the women clearly a fireham
Fireham by cool runnings Jamaican October 10, 2011
A musty smell reminiscent of old, rotten ham and farts.
Marissa:"This pool smells like fartham"

Justin:"...................."
Fartham by Gerald Fitzsimmons November 20, 2011
her bright gorgeous eyes give her a foxy look and her insane make up skills will wow you. She’s blessed with natural beauty and is one of the most sophisticated girl you will ever meet. she may seem intimidating but it’s very nice and confident. If you are lucky enough o be related to her you know she is the funniest person ever and all round good vibes. not to mention she’s a stunner and is definitely your favourite person.
I’ll always love Fareha
fareha by farehasupremacy November 23, 2021
Farham is a guy who has a very great mind as well as a positive mindset and always likes to encourage other people he is also generally very smart.
Random stranger: (his parents died in a car crash) *sigh* Farham: what’s wrong? Random stranger: my parents died! Farham: oh... well that’s life for ya one day you will get a good job and your parents will be proud of you in heaven
Farham by TOD_002 October 5, 2018
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