The name given to a technical exercise (also known as 'rudiments') performed on a drum... by a drummer, consisting of an alternating pattern using both left and right hands. There are many types of Paradiddle, for example:

(R= right hand L= left hand)
Standard Paradiddle: RLRR LRLL RLRR LRLL
Inverted Paradiddle: RLLR LRRL RLLR LRRL
Paradiddlediddle: RLRRLL RLRRLL RLRRLL RLRRLL

Paradiddle by The Paradiddle Pro December 11, 2004

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Fapdiddler

(noun) A low value man so obsessed with muhpenis he cannot function as an adult. He jerks off everywhere and cannot contribute anything to a relationship or society.

Taken from the Old English "fopdoodle" (noun) for "an insignificant or foolish man."

Stacy: Chad Charles was more interested in being a fapdiddler than he was in being a boyfriend or hard worker.
Beth: I remember his nest. He seemed like such a nice guy, but he so addicted to porn. So sad.

Fapdiddler by 3v3ryR0s3HasItsTh0rn June 7, 2021

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flamadiddle

To shit on your partners chest and bounce your penis on the shit, creating a flam like sound

After the meal i had to shit real bad, but she said "it's ok, we can flamadiddle all night long"

flamadiddle by bitch nigger 27 November 8, 2013

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Paradiddle

Paradiddle is one of the most basic rudiments used both on a kit and a snare drum. Although simple it can be adapted and added to to become a really cool bit of drumming...Often used in an organisation called drum corps...

Here is an excercise containing different adaptions of the Paradiddle: R= Right hand L=Left hand

rlrr lrll rlrr lrll rlrlrr lrlrll rlrlrlrr lrlrlrll rlrr lrll rlrr lrllr.

Paradiddle by Drummer4Life October 27, 2005

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