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fapped out 

Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit
"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."

"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."
fapped out by jake5443 December 31, 2007
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Fapped out 

When a man has masturbated all day to a point where their genitals hurt and they can't busy anymore nuts.
"I was fapped out by the time I busted my 9th nut."
Fapped out by James DeLarge May 14, 2014

flapped out 

to be nakered after lots of sexytime
1st guy "how was ur night?"
2nd guy "mate, i am flapped out!"
flapped out by BARVO;) October 16, 2008

flapped the hell out 

When your super car is in top gear.
“How’d you loose your liceance?”
“I was flapped the hell out when I saw the rollers!”

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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