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An adjective that is chiefly British in origin, meaning:

very tired or exhausted.

Defined by dictionary.com the word does not imply sexual exhaustion.
"I was on this one flight right, I'm flying, I'm trying to sleep on the plane, I'm fucking "knackered"; very tired right, and I feel this tapping on my head. I look up and there's this little kid - LOOSE!, On the fucking plane! Just loose! It's his playground in the sky. And he has decided that his job is to repetitively tap me on the top of the head.

And I look over at the mom and she's just smilin', and the guy next to her says "Aw, they're so cute when they're that little," and the mom's just smilin'.

Isn't that amazing, letting your kid run loose on a fucking plane... And then the kid runs over to the emergency exit and he starts flipping that handle next to the door. And the guy next to the mom starts to get up,
and I go, "Wait a minute... we're about to learn an important lesson right here."

Kwoooshh.

Why you're right: the smaller he gets, the cuter he is!

-Bill Hicks,
legend,
and comedies sodomist.
nakered by Rebecka Nothing May 9, 2004
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British for being fucking tired as hell.
Shit man, I'm fucking nackered
nackered by bob July 31, 2003
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An incorrect spelling of the word knackered. When refering to a person, being knackered is to be more exhausted than just being 'tired', but not as much as being 'fucked'. Refering to an object, it could be damaged, or broken.
1. "After kicking puppies up a steep hill for the last 3 hours, I'm really knackered!", said Billy.

2. "I'll have to wash my clothes round at your house, Billy knackered our machine by putting puppies in it again.", said Rita.
nackered by MasterNameless May 11, 2009
These brake pads are really nackered.
nackered by charles pervo November 26, 2003
bob: Hey how are you?
sam: fine! totally nakerd tho!
nakerd by Jaclyn S May 1, 2008
When a major presidential candidate loses the election because votes that would have gone to him instead go to a third-party candidate.
Al Gore got nadered in 2000 when 100,000 people in Florida voted for Ralph Nader instead of him.
nadered by TheKeyboardKing October 1, 2016
a british term for calling oneself tired, exhausted, ect.
fucking fat chicks leaves me totally nackered mate
nackered by Anonymous// February 17, 2010
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