Fapkin

A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.

I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!

by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

Fapkin

The tool in which the fapper, horney gentleman that he is, must collect, with indefatigable glee, the ultimate discharged substance of the fapping action, heretofore described as the big F.

When used properly, the said fapper is not required to constantly refill stock quantity of the Kleenex frequently, when the practical fapper can use one (or up to 3) different Fapkins to serve the same function.

A wise fapper indeed.

Ron ran out of Kleenex so he used his little sister's Barney doll as a fapkin to clean up his spizzy spunk.

by AltronHGX August 10, 2003

Fapkin

Tissues used to wipe up male ejaculate after masturbation

I left my fapkin on the desk.

by Definer42069 May 18, 2018

Fapkin

a napkin, tissue or any type of soft paper used to ejaculate in

"Man I got fapkins all over my floor, cause I havent had sex all week"

by Misanthrope1920 November 17, 2009

fapkin

A tissue/napkin that you cum in. Usually left laying on the floor of your bomb devastated room.

Adam: *blows nose with tissue he finds on the desk* GOD DAMN MAL! WAS THIS A FAPKIN!?

Mal: Heh..

by ikarumail May 30, 2009

Fapkin

A guy cums on a napkin then a girl eats the napkin

guy: here enjoy your happy meal with a fapkin

girl: delicious I like those

by Silli Jew July 13, 2017

Fapkin

A fapkin is a a napkin poor people (who cannot afford normal tissues) use to fap. Most fapkins are known to leave rashes and in some cases herpes. The herpes usually comes from factory workers who "fap n' pack" or use the cheap fapkins and replace them into their packaging.

The rough dry surface of fapkins usually gives me a rash upon use. Instead of lotion i use water and if im lucky i might find some tree sap. Im a lucky one. I have not contracted any STDs from my cronic fapping.

by Lil duggie August 15, 2016