slugly

The word to describe a penis that is flaccid and sticking to the balls in an unattractive manner. Usually occurs in hot humid weather.

Matt: Can I see your cock?

Adam: Na man it's hot, my dick is all slugly and shit.

by ikarumail February 04, 2009

fapkin

A tissue/napkin that you cum in. Usually left laying on the floor of your bomb devastated room.

Adam: *blows nose with tissue he finds on the desk* GOD DAMN MAL! WAS THIS A FAPKIN!?

Mal: Heh..

by ikarumail May 29, 2009