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fapget

A command made by e on AnonNet which randomly selects an odd porn category/video for the user to fap to.
Me: !fapget
Bot: ==> FAPGET! You have to fap to Goatse.
by ecastacy May 18, 2009
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Fappetite

N.

The desire to fap.
I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.
by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005
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faggetaboudit

How somebody on the east coast (such as New York city) might pronounce the phrase, "forget about it".
{Ronald}: Hey Lisa, check out the Statue of Liberty!!!
{Lisa}: Faggetaboudit Ron! I've already dseen it a thousand times!!!
by Telephony June 7, 2013
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Fahgettaboudit

A word used to tell someone to "forget it" but needs to be used with hand gestures and a Brooklyn accent.
To be used when you don't really feel angered about someone doing something bad.
Not to be used if someone does something catastrophic, for instance purposely stabbing you.
"Hey, uh John, I accidentally bleached your shirt in the laundry" -Sue

"Fahgettaboudit, it was old anyway" -John
by juliajuliajuliajulia February 28, 2011
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faplet

A tablet bought solely for the purpose of watching porn.
"Why do you have just the browser on the homescreen of your tablet?"

"Because it's my faplet."

"Goddammit Jim!"
by krazyfrog September 2, 2013
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Fatget

A fatget is, in essence, an overweight individual who partakes in behaviors that would often be termed as being a "faggot."

Does not necessarily mean being homosexual, just tendencies that would warrant being called a "fag" in a MW2 lobby.

Often they complain about not having food to shove in their face, and will often try to brag about skills on games such as Call of Duty : Black Ops 4, even though they most likely have none. The type of person to quickscope +15 times, hit the person, then record the clip as if it was good. Have atleast broken 6 controllers and 3 headsets in their life.

In appearance they are morbidly obese, and can be found with traces of Cheeto dust on their chest.
Who in the fuck invited this cuck ass fatget to the party? Kick him.
by Actually John Wick March 14, 2019
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Bob Faget

Comedian best known for starring in the early 90's sitcom "Full House", as well as, "America's Funniest Home Videos". Commonly misspelled "Bob Saget".
Bob Faget is currently hosting a game show called 1 vs 100.
by Reem-O May 29, 2007
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