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fap off
fap off by The American American November 4, 2013
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fap off • Fap It Off • offbeat fap • fapoffsturbate • fap • fap nap • Fap Attack • fap fap fap • fap free february • fap-on-it
Fap It Off
Similar to the phrase "laugh it off", it's what you tell your friend when they're upset or frustrated.
Friend 1: "Man, I can't get over breaking up with her."
Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."
Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."
Fap It Off by bosstin_twosix January 27, 2014
offbeat fap
1. Seeing as fap is the sound made when masterbating, and offbeat fap is a "fap" sound that is offbeat, suggesting someone else is masterbating as well.
2. when you hear the sound of someone else jacking off in the room
3. Something utterly horrible.
2. when you hear the sound of someone else jacking off in the room
3. Something utterly horrible.
1. fap....fap....fap..FAPFAP....... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
2. Dude, I was masterbating last night when I heard an offbeat fap, I turned around and my brother was right behind me fapping away.
3. John: Dude check out this picture of this hermaphrodite.
Mike: OHHH dude, that's such an offbeat fap.
2. Dude, I was masterbating last night when I heard an offbeat fap, I turned around and my brother was right behind me fapping away.
3. John: Dude check out this picture of this hermaphrodite.
Mike: OHHH dude, that's such an offbeat fap.
offbeat fap by do it for lacy November 5, 2009
fapoffsturbate
To touch oneself in a manner that produces a "fapping" sound often resulting in wasted kleenex and dick cheese. Due to lacking alternatives, it's popularity has constantly risen since women were given rights.
John: Hey Joe, seeing as you're a pathetic loser who can't seem to get a girl, would it be a stretch to say that you fapoffsturbate whilst self-inducing asphyxiation to help yourself fall asleep at night?
Joe: ... huh...?
John: Oh, I'm simply implying that you have a lot of time on your hands.
Joe: ... huh...?
John: Oh, I'm simply implying that you have a lot of time on your hands.
fapoffsturbate by j1zZ January 3, 2011
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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