fap off

To jerk off. Comes from the sound that is produced while a man is masturbating.

She didn't put out again, it's our third date. I think I'll just fap off.

by bitofafry November 4, 2013

fap off

two begin to fap. one finishes. one continues.

there are two people who disagree about who can out fap the other and so they have a fap off

by The American American November 4, 2013

Fap It Off

Similar to the phrase "laugh it off", it's what you tell your friend when they're upset or frustrated.

Friend 1: "Man, I can't get over breaking up with her."

Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."

by bosstin_twosix January 27, 2014

offbeat fap

1. Seeing as fap is the sound made when masterbating, and offbeat fap is a "fap" sound that is offbeat, suggesting someone else is masterbating as well.
2. when you hear the sound of someone else jacking off in the room
3. Something utterly horrible.

1. fap....fap....fap..FAPFAP....... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
2. Dude, I was masterbating last night when I heard an offbeat fap, I turned around and my brother was right behind me fapping away.
3. John: Dude check out this picture of this hermaphrodite.

Mike: OHHH dude, that's such an offbeat fap.

by do it for lacy November 5, 2009

fapoffsturbate

To touch oneself in a manner that produces a "fapping" sound often resulting in wasted kleenex and dick cheese. Due to lacking alternatives, it's popularity has constantly risen since women were given rights.

John: Hey Joe, seeing as you're a pathetic loser who can't seem to get a girl, would it be a stretch to say that you fapoffsturbate whilst self-inducing asphyxiation to help yourself fall asleep at night?

Joe: ... huh...?

John: Oh, I'm simply implying that you have a lot of time on your hands.

by j1zZ January 3, 2011