The very foul smelling, disgusting fluid that is unfortunately a product of nonstop female masturbation, also known as "Fapping." Fap Juice is most easily detected while temporarily sharing a home with an extremely nasty woman who has a fake online boyfriend,masturbates alot and never takes a shower.
Damn, it smells straight uplike FAP JUICE in your sister's room! She must have been FAPPING ALL NIGHT LONG!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.