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That mate we all have with no obvious boundaries and seriously dubious morals, combined with crippling sexual frustration
β€˜I hope Jack isn’t coming to the party, he shags his mates exes and sells drugs to kids.....also, I’m not one to gossip, but I heard he stuck his mums dildo up his arse.’

β€˜Ugh! He’s Such a nantoucher’
by FCNK September 07, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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That mate we all have with no obvious boundaries and seriously dubious morals, combined with crippling sexual frustration
β€˜I hope Jack isn’t coming to the party, he shags his mates exes and sells drugs to kids.....also, I’m not one to gossip, but I heard he stuck his mums dildo up his arse.’

β€˜Ugh! He’s Such a nantoucher’
by FCNK September 07, 2020
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