Definitions by FCNK

Keadby 

Keadby is a small village in North Lincolnshire, England. It is situated just off the A18, west of Scunthorpe, and on the west bank of the River Trent.
It has a couple of power stations and some sexual deviants.
One was sleeping with his own daughter and the other attacked me when I was 5.
Cafes and pubs are pretty grotty too.
Avoid at all costs

“Fancy a bike ride to Keadby Canal darling?”
“You off your fuckin head? Been sniffing the power station fumes?
Wouldn’t be caught dead in that festering sexpit of indecency”

Keadby by FcNk April 30, 2021

Nantoucher

That mate we all have with no obvious boundaries and seriously dubious morals, combined with crippling sexual frustration

‘I hope Jack isn’t coming to the party, he shags his mates exes and sells drugs to kids.....also, I’m not one to gossip, but I heard he stuck his mums dildo up his arse.’

‘Ugh! He’s Such a nantoucher’

Nantoucher by FCNK September 7, 2020

Nantoucher

That mate we all have with no obvious boundaries and seriously dubious morals, combined with crippling sexual frustration

‘I hope Jack isn’t coming to the party, he shags his mates exes and sells drugs to kids.....also, I’m not one to gossip, but I heard he stuck his mums dildo up his arse.’

‘Ugh! He’s Such a nantoucher’

Nantoucher by FCNK September 7, 2020