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Count Fankula

A normal Italian Stallion by day, who transforms into a vampire at the stroke of midnight. May suck up to 7 pints of blood in one night. Count Fankula is rumored to lurk the streets of Agawam and nearby towns at dusks searching for his next victims. If bitten by County, apply directly to the forehead, which is ice, which is what you need to apply, to your forehead, and also, maybe the general area of the bite, which is what you need to do, if you were bitten, you apply ice, to those areas, that i mentioned, there's two, which are areas,, which you need to apply ice to, if you were bitten, by the Count Fankula.
Used in a sentence: I think Count Fankula is a real vampire because I've seen him naked.
Count Fankula by Marcvp August 31, 2007
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fankulometru

if you had to measure the amount of times that people told you to fuck off, this would be the right meter. It is long and made of steel. You just push it up your backside and it will measure the number of times.
like a huge thermometer made of steel for that extra special sensation
fankulometru by Howie April 20, 2005
The new way to say thank you when you can not say fuck you.
Fanku for sharing your opinion.
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A racial epithet spewed by Chinese to non-Chinese and half-Chinese.
This word is stronger than Huan-a/Huana/Hoan-a/Hoana, since fankui literally means "rice devil" or "white devil"
There's a war between Chinatown vs. African Ghetto due to a Chinese saying fankui to one of the Blacks
fankui by Sir. B August 11, 2023

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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