Howie's definitions

windmilling

clutching ones flacid penis at the base, and waving it in a similar motion to that of a windmill

howard was windmilling bolder at the pub after 8 pints of vodka snakebite, and 8 apple sourz.

by howie December 1, 2003

AHEM

Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down.

someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem

by howie November 30, 2003

feeding the pony

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.

chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.

by howie December 1, 2003

woodroffe

a person with this 2nd name has successful parents. the usually like music, more the rock/punk variety. they dont like neds on a whole but a few they fink r ok!

my 2nd name is woodroffe therefore i hav sucessful parents
my 2nd name is woodroffe so i like punk rock music

by howie April 23, 2005

dusml

dusml, also known as do you see me laughing is usually used when another is laughing. Asking this question gives the one laughing an urge to stop laughing, but laughs all the more trying to stop. dusml is used as a tool to make a fool out of one that laughs

me:vince ur mom was great
vince:HAHA
me:dusml
vince:*tries to hold it in* no..
vince: HAHAHAH

by howie April 26, 2004

luh

Norwegian for lol, "Ler ut høyt".

<Donny> You suck!
<Bill> LUH!

by Howie August 8, 2004

lig

a cigarette lighter. usuall u ask for a lig, when u have got a mig(cigarette)

gimme a lig.
can i have a lig for my mig.

by howie November 30, 2003