18 definitions by Howie

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Antisocial. Marissa is not a social person. She will stare at you when you talk to her and may have a mental disability. Not all marissa's are this way but you will find that most are. Marissa likes naming things with three first names. (see example) Marissa also has a ginger friend, karly.
Marissa named a fish Billy Dave Allen.
by Howie August 14, 2012
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Norwegian slang for "dick", usually meant for smaller "versions".
You have a small pikk.
by Howie August 05, 2004
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Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down.
someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem
by Howie November 30, 2003
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GNFM = Got no fucking manual

Usually used to counter RTFM
<Bill> How do I install this game?
<Ted> RTFM!
<Bill> GNFM!
by Howie July 26, 2004
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if you had to measure the amount of times that people told you to fuck off, this would be the right meter. It is long and made of steel. You just push it up your backside and it will measure the number of times.
like a huge thermometer made of steel for that extra special sensation
by Howie April 20, 2005
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placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.
chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.
by Howie December 01, 2003
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placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.
chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.
by Howie December 01, 2003
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