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fandom wank 

Both a noun and a verb.

1. Fannish absurdity, self importance, gratuitious grandiosity. Named for the community on journalfen.net.

2. to be the object of said community
1. Few friendships survive a good fandom wank.

2. After Mary Sue threatened to leave the Harry Potter fandom because her opus "When Harry met Mary" was laughed at, she was fandom wanked.
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fandom_wank 

Very famous journal (formerly on livejournal and blurty, now on journalfen) which mocks the idiocy, silliness, and drama of some people in various fandoms. Can be seen as amusing or irritating, depending if you were on the receiving end of the wank. Also known as f_w.
The Harry Potter and LOTR fandoms are often featured on fandom_wank.
fandom_wank by Tiara December 29, 2003

fandom_wank 

An elitist, in-fighting online community that mocks other online communities for elitism and in-fighting. Often bemoans being chased off of other journaling services and having to restart repeatedly, before going on to laugh at other communities being removed from journaling services and having to restart. Displays shock and disgust at people leaping on someone for daring to speak against the status quo, just before leaping on any member of the community that questions their own status quo. Jeers over heads of other communities getting in a huff and deleting entries or even the community, while conducting secret plots to delete their own community to, depending on whom you ask, "stir things up", "teach them a lesson", or "as a joke".

See also: hypocrites
A Fandom_Wank entry made fun of a Harry Potter community for inane babble, and the Fandom_Wankers made 19857 comments gushing about the entry-maker's icon.
fandom_wank by A Nonny Mouse October 15, 2004
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026