famuse 

"Famous" except you are either dumb or dyslexic. or both.

person 1: Famuse quote by my friend
person 2: You mean famous...?

famuse by anonymous397638475692387456238 February 4, 2021

Fauser 

Last name of Ultra-Superior beings.

My god I wish I was a Fauser. Fauser's are the best and hottest people ever.

Fauser by Ultra Superior Being June 12, 2010

famouser 

fey-muhs-er
n. An expertly and delicately crafted sandwich consisting of ham, cheese, spicy brown mustard, and potato chips. Originated in Portsmouth, NH, it's a local hero.

Jon: Hey man, i'm gunna order a pizza do you want anything?

Chris: Naw dawg, I just had a famouser

famouser by stew dogg April 1, 2010

famosexual 

Someone who has sexual interest in a family member.aunts uncles cousin mom or dad.usually the ones who are considered famosexuals are rednecks.and to some latinos.latino will say shit like its my second cousin it don't count or were related by marriage its ok.don't take it up the ass and personal I'm mexican..

I heard ron is fucking his sister.yeah he's a famosexual and redneck.

Juan your sick ur fucking your cousin.you famosexual.
Juan says"she's my third cousin it don't matter plus my mom dnt talk to her mom no more""

famosexual by barbarian89 November 4, 2013

Famustio

Someone who lives life's as it happens (Fuck a plan and your calendar can eat my ass) is the motto

Guy: Fuck a plan and your calendar can eat my ass

Girl: Who the fuck do you think you are

Guy: I'm a famustio

Famustio by Plemn August 10, 2019

Fabuse 

Related to "Frape" but gentler - the act of starting a conversation with another on somebody else's status update.

Ann's Status update: I'm so tired

John's Comment: Me too!
Phil: Hi John - will I see you at the game on Friday?
John: Yeh, if I get out of work on time
Ann: HEY. FUCK OFF, this is my wall. FABUSE

Fabuse by FernieWernieFernie April 10, 2011

fausey 

the most amazing people in the world have this last name. they are insanely gorgeous and very witty.

i like da fauseys, bitch.

fausey by i is dumbs January 6, 2008