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You have brought forth great shame to your famiry
famiry by The Correct Sperrer July 20, 2010

First Family Of Freestyle BMX 

The Definition of First Family Of Freestyle

FURMAGE
BMX Freestyle Pioneer and Original Vans member 1982 William "Crazy Lacy" Furmage and his 2 sons Christopher and Corey are the oldest ( father and sons ) BMX Freestyle team / riders out there today.
Crazy Lacy Furmage First Family Of Freestyle BMX

bucket fairy 

a derogatory term for a firefighter/emt
(plural - bucket fairies)
(Upon hearing or seeing an approaching fire engine...) "Here comes the bucket fairy brigade!"

Dysfunctional family size 

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

fire fairy

My house burned down because the fire fairy (ies) got here 10 minutes after it burned down
fire fairy by Dibbjr October 31, 2009

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion 

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.
You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence