FALM

An acronym that stands for Fingering And Light Masterbation, a precursor to sex for many teenagers, and a safe alternative for those who wish to save themselves for marriage.

Rupert is yet to have sex with Mildred, although they have indulged in a bit of harmless FALM.

by DirtyDr February 4, 2009

FALM

Failure
At
Life
Much

Albert, you're such an FALM

by Neilkel March 22, 2007

falm

Falm is short for FAce paLM. When theres a idiot, saying idiotic things - falm. something outrageously stupid happens? falm. You do something unspeakably lame? falm.

Garry132: HEY WAT UPZ GUIS?
Garry132: GUESS WAT I JUST LOST TEH GAMEZ?!
Renegade45: Wow, i just fucking falm'ed.
Renegade45: And also lost the game. fuck.

by Schwarzwind December 1, 2007

Falming

a feeling of enjoyment while being calm and quite

I feel falming usually when I'm playing my instrument.

by xxAZNxx September 11, 2017

falm

Short for face-palm, or to do face-palm.

He'd get mad at me everytime I falm if/when he told a joke wrongly.

by chexen July 8, 2014

Falm

Basically just a way of saying calm your shit but also making it rhyme

yo man you need to calm your falm it's just a game

by Salt King May 16, 2018

Falming

a feeling of enjoyment while being calm and quite

I feel falming when I'm playing my instrument.

by xxAZNxx September 11, 2017