falm

Falm is short for FAce paLM. When theres a idiot, saying idiotic things - falm. something outrageously stupid happens? falm. You do something unspeakably lame? falm.

Garry132: HEY WAT UPZ GUIS?
Garry132: GUESS WAT I JUST LOST TEH GAMEZ?!
Renegade45: Wow, i just fucking falm'ed.
Renegade45: And also lost the game. fuck.

by Schwarzwind December 29, 2007

falm

Short for face-palm, or to do face-palm.

He'd get mad at me everytime I falm if/when he told a joke wrongly.

by chexen July 08, 2014

FALM

An acronym that stands for Fingering And Light Masterbation, a precursor to sex for many teenagers, and a safe alternative for those who wish to save themselves for marriage.

Rupert is yet to have sex with Mildred, although they have indulged in a bit of harmless FALM.

by DirtyDr February 04, 2009

Falming

a feeling of enjoyment while being calm and quite

I feel falming usually when I'm playing my instrument.

by xxAZNxx October 02, 2017

FALM

Failure
At
Life
Much

Albert, you're such an FALM

by Neilkel December 15, 2008

Falming

a feeling of enjoyment while being calm and quite

I feel falming when I'm playing my instrument.

by xxAZNxx October 02, 2017

Falm

Basically just a way of saying calm your shit but also making it rhyme

yo man you need to calm your falm it's just a game

by Salt King June 06, 2018