FALM

An acronym that stands for Fingering And Light Masterbation, a precursor to sex for many teenagers, and a safe alternative for those who wish to save themselves for marriage.

Rupert is yet to have sex with Mildred, although they have indulged in a bit of harmless FALM.

by DirtyDr February 4, 2009

falm

Falm is short for FAce paLM. When theres a idiot, saying idiotic things - falm. something outrageously stupid happens? falm. You do something unspeakably lame? falm.

Garry132: HEY WAT UPZ GUIS?
Garry132: GUESS WAT I JUST LOST TEH GAMEZ?!
Renegade45: Wow, i just fucking falm'ed.
Renegade45: And also lost the game. fuck.

by Schwarzwind December 29, 2007

FALM

Failure
At
Life
Much

Albert, you're such an FALM

by Neilkel December 15, 2008

falm

Short for face-palm, or to do face-palm.

He'd get mad at me everytime I falm if/when he told a joke wrongly.

by chexen July 8, 2014

Falm

Basically just a way of saying calm your shit but also making it rhyme

yo man you need to calm your falm it's just a game

by Salt King June 6, 2018

Falmentia

The condition of severe and sustained memory loss and the inability to create new memories after long term and sustained MDMA use.

He doesn’t even remember what I said yesterday anymore - it’s definitely a case of Falmentia

by obiter1986 July 12, 2019

Falmouth Academy

Pretty decent school with a total of 3 black people and (supposedly) 1 hispanic. Throws decent basement parties. Thinks 86 sucks. Everyone there knows that basketball is just a warm-up season for Lacrosse and Soccer. Not very urban. Actually, not urban in the slightest bit.

Seen that ghetto kid? He's not from Falmouth Academy.

by ... December 21, 2004