fakemex 

carmex.

Dude, I love Carmex its so cheap and blah blah blah....
yea ok do you ever stop using the fakemex its bad for you?
Hell no, man its really working I can feel it.

(10 yrs later)
Dude your lips are hella sick, stop kissin the toilet scruber
Naw man. That Carmex is totally working I can feel it. :)

fakemex by female:mbrown December 22, 2008

Fakementum

feyk-men-tuh m
A feeling that overcomes an athlete or competitor when they or their team does something good. It will be lost as soon as a member of the other team does something as good or better.

The Patriots head into halftime down 21-3 in Super Bowl LI. The Falcons hold all the fakementum.

Fakementum by The Goalie February 11, 2017

FakemenClub 

The best boxing player ww (never cheated). Also is the best server ever @fakemen.club fr fr.

Damn, FakemenClub is so good at Minecraft. I hope his 52 winstreak on boxing doesn't get him banned by passengers in approximately 32 minutes and 12 seconds!

FakemenClub by FakemenClub May 9, 2021

fakemember 

To superimpose a memory that did not actually happen.

There was no baby sitter coming because he had fakemembered arranging one.

fakemember by dawinsor87 December 24, 2007