fakecock: A bandwagon University of South Carolina (USC) Fan who never followed South Carolina athletics, let alone South Carolina Baseball, until they won the 2010 National Baseball Championship.
Jimbo: Woo-hoo, USC Baseball is number one! National Champs, baby! Go Gamecocks!
Peter: You're such a fakecock. Until they won the National Championship, you didn't even know USC had a baseball team.
Peter: You're such a fakecock. Until they won the National Championship, you didn't even know USC had a baseball team.
by South Kakalaki July 7, 2010
Get the fakecock mug.The unnecessary use of social media when a private message is more appropriate - usually with the intent of indirectly showing off.
An example of Facecocking as written on someone's facebook wall:
"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."
"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."
"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."
"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."
by Borax500 August 10, 2012
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During the foreplay stage of a sexual encounter, the male participant(s), without provocation or explanation, repeatedly thrusts his erect penis into the face of another individual.
My roommate couldn't seal the deal, so he facecocked that ho.
We were about to fuck, but he facecocked me.
We were about to fuck, but he facecocked me.
by Art Cocheese September 30, 2007
Get the facecock mug.When a person is wearing braces, his/her face and mouth tends to look as if they are sucking/blowing on a cock, hence the word is formed.
You're a facecock because you have a metal mouth.
by syusyu January 7, 2010
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