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fakecock: A bandwagon University of South Carolina (USC) Fan who never followed South Carolina athletics, let alone South Carolina Baseball, until they won the 2010 National Baseball Championship.

Jimbo: Woo-hoo, USC Baseball is number one! National Champs, baby! Go Gamecocks!

Peter: You're such a fakecock. Until they won the National Championship, you didn't even know USC had a baseball team.

fakecock by South Kakalaki July 7, 2010

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Facecocking

The unnecessary use of social media when a private message is more appropriate - usually with the intent of indirectly showing off.

An example of Facecocking as written on someone's facebook wall:

"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."

"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."

Facecocking by Borax500 August 10, 2012

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facecock

During the foreplay stage of a sexual encounter, the male participant(s), without provocation or explanation, repeatedly thrusts his erect penis into the face of another individual.

My roommate couldn't seal the deal, so he facecocked that ho.

We were about to fuck, but he facecocked me.

facecock by Art Cocheese September 30, 2007

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facecock

When a person is wearing braces, his/her face and mouth tends to look as if they are sucking/blowing on a cock, hence the word is formed.

You're a facecock because you have a metal mouth.

facecock by syusyu January 7, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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