One would think that human beings might except the fact that we inevitability lose hair. However, some have gone to unforseen lengths to apply many forms of Fake Hair to their head. By means of removal of the pubical hair and tape-ape to the head, maybe. But one thing is for sure: It's a sick world out there, kiddo.
Man: Honey, have you seen my Fake Hair spray can??
Woman: Yes dear, it is beside the Anal Lubricant. Top Shelf.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"