fake fuck

a wanna-be; somebody being something that they are not; just a fake ass person; unreal

Rick Ross, the rapper, is a fake fuck because he wouldnt admit that he was da police. Keep it 100.

by MRS.BBT256 May 6, 2009

fake fuck

To fantasize having sex with someone else while actually having sex with an inanimate object, such as a pillow or sleeping bag.

Man, I fake fucked her so hard earlier. Too bad I have to sleep in my own semen tonight.

by hasbeen1950s May 24, 2007

Fake fuck

An act of having sex with your clothes on, such as underwear, to relieve sexual desires and needs. Can be practiced in any position such as missionary position or doggy style. Is used with the thrust-like motion and can either be performed fast or slow.

Also, can be paired with finger fucking or oral sex to arouse a little extra.

Kyle is waiting till we're married to have sex so we fake fuck and finger fuck all the time. We ever do oral now and again.

by TommyHilldigger June 21, 2008

Fake fuck boy

A person who acts like a fuck boy, dresses like a fuck boy, treats girls as if he is a fuck boy, but just a way to get girls

An example of this is if you have a friend who fakes themselves around social media and or in public but is actually a really nice person on the inside. This is an example of a fake fuck boy.

by Stanky cracker dolphin October 17, 2017

Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018

Fake News Fuck Nut

Everyone knows someone that talks and talks about their amazing sex life and sexual partners. Bragging about how they can get anyone to fuck them. Most of them are fake news fuck nuts.

Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.

Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.

So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.

1. I’m starting to think that Dick is a Fake News Fuck Nut. He has to be in la la land because it’s too unrealistic.

2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.

by Bangin ST January 14, 2022

Fake as Fuck

Another way to say "100% fake"

Bob : I can delete Recycle Bin!
Martin : Fake as Fuck

by Sherm Head May 30, 2018