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someone who wants to fit in and be like everyone else so is now “bi” or “heteroflexable” all of a sudden without any deliberation or thought. absolute shambles
FAKE FAG: guys... i’m bi

ACTUAL FAG: you literally said you were straight for definite yesterday

FAKE FAG: yeah but i was thinking about it and decided i want to try and be *coughs* be bi

SHY TRANS: *pulls ACTUAL FAG to side* fake fag?

ACTUAL FAG: fake fag * shakes on it*
fake fag by uvgotligma July 16, 2019

Fake Bake Faggot 

When someone who nobody likes pretends to be high when he isn't.... also he likes penis
Sam Was a Fake Bake Faggot because he was pretending to be high off sun chips... also hes a faggot

fakefaggot 

A 19 year old myspace whore, founder of Aesthetic Perfection, the "it" train on the myspace scene.
Like FakeFaggot is the shizz.
fakefaggot by Jack Cirrohsis February 23, 2008
someone who blindly labels videos as "fake" regardless of their veracity in the comments section of video sites.
The guy who said the video of a boxer knocking out the two guys who slapped his girlfriend is a fakefag.
fakefag by killbot77 September 27, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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