1.) A person who is a wannabe stoner. Someone who has lots of pot around for show but doesn't know how to prep it and smoke it.
2.) A person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.
"Did you see Brian trying to roll that cone? He's such a fake n'baker."
"Every party Brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. Total fake n'baker."
"Ugh Melissa is such a fake n'baker. All she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone."
"My neighbors are such fake n'bakers"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."