failwife

alternative version of babygirl; a pathetic, soggy (usually) man who fails at everything and is rizzless.

"this is my failwife boyloser, John."

by ASliceOfTea June 10, 2023

Failwife

Someone who is utterly useless in a comedic way, or someone who fails at all their goals at every opportunity.

(Originally from tumblr, mostly used in fandom and stuff spaces)

“He’s my failwife, he doesn’t even have a debit card”

by Ciniom July 21, 2024