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Failwife
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Someone who is utterly
useless
in a comedic way, or someone who fails at all their goals at every opportunity.
(Originally from
tumblr
, mostly used in
fandom
and stuff spaces)
“He’
s
my failwife, he doesn’t
even
have a debit
card
”
Failwife
by
Ciniom
July 20, 2024
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